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child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
Posted: 7 hours ago - With: 302,493 notes - Reblog

tiny-monst3r:

ghost-toast-tom:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

but-baby-thats-just-me:

cautiousgiraffe1:

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livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

oh

i think everyone did the thing

Omfg I did do the thing

me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads

JESSE NO

DAMNIT JESSE

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castiel-2y5:

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louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT  AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

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Posted: 8 hours ago - With: 187,760 notes - Reblog

sixpenceee:

Original Video

Another Post: He Saved 669 Children During the Holocaust and He Doesn’t Know They’re Sitting Next To HIm

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wild-guy:

Ke$ha’s dancers

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an0ther-lesb1an:

👭

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gthegentleman:

Lawrence

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Posted: 15 hours ago - With: 605 notes - Reblog

"I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did."

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Posted: 15 hours ago - With: 1,007,429 notes - Reblog

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF

"just plug it back in"

YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO

UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING

UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS

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